wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk



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angryseawitch:

lightsharpnesssong:

dont-be-a-pichu:

femmeboyant:

still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg

or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid

or, you know, the Avoxes

because, you know, why show disabled people doing things



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thegreatgherkin87:

nicklangsthighs:

dean-stole-the-tardis:

221becquerel:

thisurlwasntjollybutnowitis:

The first and the last ones are the only ones with curtains on the sides. That makes it seem like it’s a play, opening its curtains at the beginning and closing them at the end.

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I open at the close

OMG !!! It all makes sense, it came full circle



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#hp

avianawareness:

mrsnessssbitt:

ladyinterior:

Magnificent Trees Around the World

Waaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeoooooww

I want to be a bird and live in these trees. o_o



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teratocybernetics:

thingsamylikes:

continuants:

steamchampion:

ircimages:

I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E
H E L I X

cc anniewerner

Australia: even our geology does not fuck around.
Give us any old dead crap, we’ll make an opal out of it.

I wanna rub my face on it.



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dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair



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The Radioactive Fox (feat. Ylvis) - Imagine Dragons

fadeintocase:

oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

why does the second verse work so well lyrics-wise what the fuck



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mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes



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pirachu:

its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically



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packingmybaggins:

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature… this is what he turned in:

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

I can’t see.



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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video



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missrem-ains:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Yes. We would.



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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker



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huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 



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camsfarts:

captcevans:

Chris Evans’ classy ALS ice bucket challenge [donate]

BACKWARDS HAT CHRIS EVANS AND SUIT CHRIS EVANS ALL IN ONE VIDEO?! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!



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